Since it is the season where people celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah and other holidays I thought it would be appropriate to post some holiday jokes!
Me- I have a jolly laugh, I bring you presents, and I scratch up your furniture. Who am I? Friend- Beats me. What? Me- Santa Claws
Darth Vader- I know what you’re getting me for Christmas. Luke- How did you find out? Darth Vader- I can feel your presents.
Me- What do you get when you cross frost and a dog? Friend- I don’t know. Me- Frostbite.
Me- What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Friend- I don’t know. Me- Do you smell carrots?
Me- Knock, knock. Friend- Who’s there? Me- Olive. Friend- Olive who? Me- Olive the other reindeer.
Me- So, what are you giving your sister this year? Friend- I don’t know yet. Me- What did you give her last year? Friend- The flu.
Me- What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Friend- Huh? Me- Chill out.
Me- Where do snowmen keep their precious money? Friend- Where? Me- In snow banks.
Me- Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? Friend- Since when did Christmas trees knit? Me- They keep dropping their needles!
Me- What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? Friend- Which one doesn’t? Me- A snowball.
Thank you for reading these jokes! If you have any other holiday jokes please let me know when you comment!